Bewild The Mountain Apparel Three Wolf Moon Men’s Big Face T-Shirt

It’s been said it can attract the most gorgeous of maidens. It’s been uttered that it can bestow the muscular strength of 5 supermen and laser eye retina vision. It’s even been rumored that the Mountain’s Three Wolf Moon Adult T-Shirt is the cure for male pattern baldness. “A mullet in minutes,” they say. Now officially, we have no comment, but we can say as we brush our hands through bushy locks of business in the front and party in the back, that this medium weight 100% cotton t-shirt is preshrunk so you could wash it every night if you wanted. But then you’d have to take it off, and we’ve heard that not even Chuck Norris would do that.